Nothing fancy here. Just a repository for my material — mostly humor and fiction but workplace writing, too, for prospective paymasters who'd like to see samples. Just ask.

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There's a novel here also, called Thank God for That, an antic yarn in which the vampires of Washington, DC, vie with the vultures of Madison Avenue for the title of “Most Likely to Wreck the Republic in the Regular Course of Business.” It’s a close race. It predates our current predicament by a few presidential terms, so I'm a visionary.

The manuscript retains its chaste virtue by virtue of never having been published or optioned. If you are or know someone who knows an agent, publisher or filmmaker, here's an opportunity to get in on the ground floor.​

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In sum, should you find yourself in want of words — speech, presentation, remarks, op-ed, essay, newsletter article, eulogy, toast, letter of interest, note of apology, bill of lading, recriminating text, pleading email, bris barb, quips for any occasion, or punched-up prose of any kind — let’s talk.

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