In Washington, D.C., you’re not allowed to own a gun if you’re visually impaired. What, the blind don’t have the same right as the sighted to shoot randomly into a crowd of innocents?

Things are so woke now, you can’t use terms like “imbecile,” “misfit,” “mental patient,” “moron,” “wing nut,” “nut job,” “dim wit,” “half-wit,” “nitwit,” “numbskull” or “freak of nature.”

So how are we supposed to talk about the Republican Party?

“It’s great to be here in Cleveland!”

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